( MONDAY HUMOR SERIES)

There was a little baby boy and a little baby girl. Then the baby boy goes “I’m a boy, you are a girl!” Then the girl goes “How do you know?” Then the little boy goes “I’ll show you when the nurse leaves.” So about 10 minutes later, the nurse leaves. So the boy lifts up his gown and goes……..

.”See I have Blue Booties, and you have Pink!

BABIES

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.
When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, she seemed upset.
“What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked.
“I had to slap his face three times!”
“You mean he got fresh?”
“No,” she answered. “I thought he was dead!”