Monday Humor Series 

bear
The koala is a marsupial native to Australia

Q.Why can’t you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?

A. Because they’d only have one pair of trunks.

Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?

A. Because the horn doesn’t work!

Q. Why do hummingbirds hum?

A.“Because they can’t remember the words!”

cats

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me … They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me … I must be a God!